16 real sites, and none of them are clients

Most portfolio pages show mockups on a floating laptop. Every image below is a screenshot taken from the live page by a script, and every URL is clickable so you can check it yourself.

Each tile is labelled for what it is: properties this studio owns and runs, client work, and one site built uninvited to prove a point. No borrowed logos and nothing left for you to assume.

Results

18 live sites. One is a client's, one we built uninvited. All up right now.

Every URL below returns a live page, and every tile is labelled: our own properties, client work, and one built uninvited to prove a point. Open any of them.

Screenshots captured August 24, 2026. Hit Go live on any tile to load the real site instead.

Prescott PlumbingSpecprescottplumbingaz.com

Built uninvited for an Arizona plumber. 25 pages, their own brand, in a day.

Lo$ers RevengeClientlosersrevenge.shop

Client work. Streetwear lookbook feeding a Shopify storefront.

A1 Septic Tanksa1septictanks.com

312 pages of septic reference content, built in a week.

United Facility Partnersunitedfacilitypartners.com

Commercial facility services. Leads route straight to Telegram.

FckRoofQuotesfckroofquotes.com

Roofing costs, written straight. No quote form anywhere on it.

USDOT Lookupusdotlookup.com

4,420,000 pages on Cloudflare Workers across 9 sharded databases.

AI Visibility Metricsaivisibilitymetrics.com

Measures whether ChatGPT and Perplexity cite your business.

FEXmagnetfexmagnet.com

A full CRM and compliance dialer for insurance agents.

FEXadsfexads.com

Done-for-you Meta ads, sold entirely through Instagram.

Insurance Lead Distributorsinsuranceleaddistributors.com

Funnel site feeding FEXmagnet. Guides are hand-written, not spun.

FinalExpense.blogfinalexpense.blog

SEO publishing engine that writes and ships on its own schedule.

FlavorMaxxflavormaxx.store

Storefront running on the same Supabase backend as a rate engine.

Name a Galaxynameagalaxy.io

Buy a galaxy, get a certificate. Yes, really.

The Dropthedropnewsletter.com

Weekly streaming newsletter, written and sent without me touching it.

Praxytpraxyt.com

Deployed from the command line, never from a dashboard.

Peptide IQpeptideiq.app

Dosage tracking app with its own calculation engine.

Nick Won't Quitnickwontquit.com

My own site. Where all of this started.

AI App Buildingaiappbuilding.dev

Notes on shipping software solo, published as I go.

4,420,000

pages. That’s usdotlookup.com, built and indexed in this studio. Your 12-page roofing site is not the hard part.

A real one

We rebuilt a plumber’s site.
Nobody asked us to.

A family plumbing company in Prescott, Arizona. Licensed, 4.6 stars across 33 Google reviews, phone answered around the clock on weekdays. None of that was on their website. So we built the one they should have had, in a day, and put it online.

TheirsThe existing site on a phone: a black headline laid over a busy photograph of pipes, and a small red Book Now button.
Black type on a photo of chrome. No call button — the number is body text.
OursThe rebuilt site on a phone: an Open 24 hours strip, the company mascot, a plain headline reading A family plumbing shop in Prescott, Arizona, and a full-width red Call button.
Their own mascot and colours. Hours, licence and address up front. Full-width call button.

125

Pages Google can rank

09

Service pages

05

Town pages

86100

Lighthouse accessibility

What we are not claiming

Their old site was not slow. It scored 95 on mobile performance and we did not pretend otherwise — it is the first row of the table, and it is marked a draw.

The problem was that it was empty: one page, a Reviews heading with nothing under it, an empty photo gallery, six unedited template blocks still saying “Detail your services”, and no address, hours or structured data anywhere. A fast page that answers no questions still loses the job.

They are not a client and did not ask for this. Everything on the rebuild came from their public Google profile and their own site — no invented reviews, no made-up prices. If they want it, it is theirs.

Both sites, same tool, same afternoon

MobileTheirsOurs
Mobile performance9598 draw
Accessibility86100
Best practices96100
SEO92100
Largest paint2.9s2.4s
Layout shift0.0150
Page weight680 KB325 KB

Lighthouse 12, headless Chrome, default mobile throttling, 2026-08-09.

Open the rebuildOpen the original

If your site is the one on the left, that is the point.

Measured, not claimed

Every number below came out of Lighthouse

Run against a real headless Chrome on mobile config. Where a row says median, it is the middle of three passes rather than the flattering one. A run that failed was left out instead of guessed.

Google Lighthouse performance scores and load timings for sites built by JuicedWebsites, alongside two page-builder benchmarks.
SitePerformanceLCPFCPMeasured
a1septictanks.com992.2s1s2026-08-08
usdotlookup.com991.6s1.5s2026-08-08
Page-builder templateA live GoDaddy Website Builder plumbing template — the kind of drag-and-drop site most contractors get sold.853.7s2.4s2026-08-08
GoHighLevel funnelA live funnel page served off GoHighLevel's own infrastructure — the platform a lot of contractors are resold. Median of three runs (81, 81, 70), not the best one.813.9s3.3s2026-08-08

The two slower rows are a live page-builder template and a live funnel page, not a named contractor’s business. Showing a real competitor’s bad score to sell against would be a different kind of business than this one.

How to judge any of these

Four checks you can run yourself

  1. 01

    Open it on your phone, not your laptop

    Most of your customers will. If the phone number is not tappable in the first screenful, the site is decoration.

  2. 02

    Time it on cell service

    Not office wifi. Anything past three seconds is losing people who never tell you they left.

  3. 03

    Count the real pages

    A five-page brochure ranks for five things. Depth is how a trade site wins, which is why one of these carries 87 pages and another carries millions.

  4. 04

    Run PageSpeed Insights on it

    It is free and it takes 30 seconds. Do it to these sites, and do it to the site of whoever else is pitching you.

What I’d build for your trade: RoofersPlumbersHVACElectriciansLandscapersPest controlTree serviceSeptic

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